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blesseddumbfuck) wrote2011-07-23 09:52 pm
blesseddumbfuck) wrote2011-07-23 09:52 pm
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I would like to make an announcement.
I will be taking over in the greenhouses as supervising warden. But before I accept this responsibility, I have to make some rules. Very. Important. Rules.
First, no murdering in the greenhouses. I do not want to clean up blood. So if you murder someone, please do it somewhere else, like in the CES or the kitchen.
No, wait. Not the kitchen. The food is in there. That's not hygienic at all. The gym. Murder in the gym. Or in the library. Coyolxauhqui might even help you if -
Wait, wait, wait. Don't murder at all. Murder is wrong. No murdering. But especially no murdering in the greenhouses.
Second, no haunting the greenhouses. If you die and wish to haunt something, please haunt the infirmary or, better yet, the person who murdered you. But not the greenhouses.
Third, do not expel any body fluids in the greenhouses. No spitting, urinating, or Onanism. I will obey this rule, too.
I think that is all for now. I may have more later. Maybe I will make whimsical rules. You must sing while in the greenhouses, or do a little dance before coming in. Flowers are fun.
I will be taking over in the greenhouses as supervising warden. But before I accept this responsibility, I have to make some rules. Very. Important. Rules.
First, no murdering in the greenhouses. I do not want to clean up blood. So if you murder someone, please do it somewhere else, like in the CES or the kitchen.
No, wait. Not the kitchen. The food is in there. That's not hygienic at all. The gym. Murder in the gym. Or in the library. Coyolxauhqui might even help you if -
Wait, wait, wait. Don't murder at all. Murder is wrong. No murdering. But especially no murdering in the greenhouses.
Second, no haunting the greenhouses. If you die and wish to haunt something, please haunt the infirmary or, better yet, the person who murdered you. But not the greenhouses.
Third, do not expel any body fluids in the greenhouses. No spitting, urinating, or Onanism. I will obey this rule, too.
I think that is all for now. I may have more later. Maybe I will make whimsical rules. You must sing while in the greenhouses, or do a little dance before coming in. Flowers are fun.