blesseddumbfuck: (Frightened)
2011-05-05 01:44 am

Public Audio

[Oh, dear. Remember all that talk about him being cheerful? Biff just found out Judas was here.

He sounds extremely upset, and is turning to the only person who knows who he is: Bruce Wayne. The fact that there aren't any privacy filters would be a good indication of his state of mind.]


Bruce! Bruce, he was here!

[There is a jumble of Aramaic here, too quick and disjointed to be understood by anyone who might know it, though the gist would be that Judas was an inmate on the Barge.]

He was here and rehabilitated. He was forgiven! How long did his penance take? A year? Two?

[He starts shouting:]

What right did he have to a second chance? He never loved Joshua! He only loved power, and when he did not get it from Joshua, he sold him like a lamb for the sacrifice! How could they let him -


[That choked sound might be a sob. He continues weakly:]

He gave them Joshua, Bruce. He gave them Joshua. How can I stay here?


[A brief pause follows before he adds mournfully in Aramaic:]

Oh, Josh, how can you forgive him?
blesseddumbfuck: (Smiling)
2011-04-15 02:02 pm

Video

[Biff looks overjoyed. He's back in his room, shirtless and bandaged around the rib-area, but holding up a file excitedly.]

I have been given a dead criminal to redeem! Loki, it is a god! I have a dead criminal god!

I will be a good warden to you, Persephone! It is very fortuitous, because I know who you are. I have had a good deal of interaction with the Greeks. I was a stonemason once.

[He holds up a finger.]

That was before I had to shave the yak.

[Thoughtful pause as he flips through her file.]

Oh! You know Coyolxauhqui? Why did you not play in the Ballgame with us? She broke my ribs.

[And he is so proud of it.]

Do you remember our conversation about you and your sister? I am very glad we did not have sex together. That would have been awkward. I am not allowed to lie with my own inmate.

[Sagely:]

This is considered inappropriate.

[And now he's just grinning.]

Written, Private to Joshua )