Levi who is called Biff

( Private )

[Public - Audio]

[Biff sounds less boisterous than his first day, but no less cheerful.]

I have been here for two days. I haven't been assigned a dead criminal, but I have spoken to many of them. It's odd, though, that many people don't want to talk about why they're here. Don't you want to be redeemed? You're very lucky to have this chance. Now you can be good men again. Otherwise, you would just be dead criminals.

I'm excited to have a dead criminal for myself: I'll teach him Kung Fu. Or her. Are there many female dead criminals? Are they assigned to female wardens? If not, I would like to request Shego as inmate if she's unassigned.

No funny stuff, I promise.

I planned for Thursdays to be 'Independent Kama Sutra Study Day', but if it's a woman, we'll make Thursday 'Art Day' or 'Gym Day', instead. That would be more appropriate.

By the way, I notice a lot of people are saying embarrassing things which you regret immediately after saying them. I think it's the flood. You should stop making public journal entries.

Thank you for the popcorn, Martha.

[Private to Donny]

I was once thinking of becoming the village idiot.

[Private to Bruce Wayne]

Will you do a favor for me?