Levi who is called Biff (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
blesseddumbfuck) wrote2011-05-14 03:57 pm
blesseddumbfuck) wrote2011-05-14 03:57 pm
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[Biff sounds as though he's back to his cheerful self. If there's still something wrong regarding Judas, he's hiding it really well.]
I have taken down the flyers in the stairwells. If you are interested in nights of passion and strenuous sexual activity, you must inquire elsewhere. Preferably in a private communication to me over the network. I'll set up a social calendar.
I know many will object to my tactics, but as there is no way that I can afford to buy dinner for every woman on the ship, and there is nowhere to buy it anyway, I am cutting out the middle man.
Incidentally, I have learned that "safe sex" is a concern in the twentieth century. And that is not the "safe sex" which means "you must be healthy and have no back, neck, or heart problems to ride this ride". It means condoms.
I promise, the sex is safe. Very safe. Also, fun. Like a rollercoaster. I've never been on a rollercoaster, but I imagine they are fun. But not as fun as sex.
But here is my theory about rollercoasters: they have something to do with sex. Have you heard that one song?
[And he starts to sing "Love Rollercoaster" for a few lines, then breaks off, laughing.]
You get the idea.
[Pause.]
Also, I would like to speak to Jim Profit. I met your mother while she was here. How old are you, Jim?
[On a more serious note:]
I am sorry to hear about everyone who has been injured or killed. It doesn't matter the circumstances. Hurting is hard, and so is dying.
[Private to Persephone]
Persephone, I haven't heard from you since the end of the flood. I have tried to give you space, but now I think we should talk. Do you have time?
I have good news for you, even though I already told your mother. The Admiral has promised me you will receive your deal when you graduate.
Also, he gave me a cookie.
It was a little stale.
[Private to Bigger]
[Can you hear the shit-eating grin in his voice?]
Rollercoaster?
I have taken down the flyers in the stairwells. If you are interested in nights of passion and strenuous sexual activity, you must inquire elsewhere. Preferably in a private communication to me over the network. I'll set up a social calendar.
I know many will object to my tactics, but as there is no way that I can afford to buy dinner for every woman on the ship, and there is nowhere to buy it anyway, I am cutting out the middle man.
Incidentally, I have learned that "safe sex" is a concern in the twentieth century. And that is not the "safe sex" which means "you must be healthy and have no back, neck, or heart problems to ride this ride". It means condoms.
I promise, the sex is safe. Very safe. Also, fun. Like a rollercoaster. I've never been on a rollercoaster, but I imagine they are fun. But not as fun as sex.
But here is my theory about rollercoasters: they have something to do with sex. Have you heard that one song?
[And he starts to sing "Love Rollercoaster" for a few lines, then breaks off, laughing.]
You get the idea.
[Pause.]
Also, I would like to speak to Jim Profit. I met your mother while she was here. How old are you, Jim?
[On a more serious note:]
I am sorry to hear about everyone who has been injured or killed. It doesn't matter the circumstances. Hurting is hard, and so is dying.
[Private to Persephone]
Persephone, I haven't heard from you since the end of the flood. I have tried to give you space, but now I think we should talk. Do you have time?
I have good news for you, even though I already told your mother. The Admiral has promised me you will receive your deal when you graduate.
Also, he gave me a cookie.
It was a little stale.
[Private to Bigger]
[Can you hear the shit-eating grin in his voice?]
Rollercoaster?
no subject
Will you introduce me to Catwoman?
private;
And no.
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And I can't.
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Bruce, that's a spoiler.
Private
You asked.
Re: Private
But now you've ruined every Batman for me forever, Bruce.
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...Is it the same trick Joshua used? Or Simon who is called Lazarus? Because Simon smelled very badly, Bruce. Very, very badly.
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I don't really understand it myself.
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Zombie Batman.
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... no. Being a ninja is enough pop culture for me. [ Wryly. ]
Re: Private
[And so it starts.]
Private
I'm not going to argue that with you.
[ Except he's a spoilsport. ]
Re: Private
[Suuuuulk.]
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Messiahs > Pirates > Zombies > Ninjas > Circus Clowns
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