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Jun. 29th, 2011 09:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
blesseddumbfuck[The camera turns on to show a pair of legs from the knees down. Biff apparently kicked it in his sleep; he's face-down on the floor. He makes a grunting noise, then a hacking sound, then a groan. He mutters something in Aramaic which would equate to "I feel like something died while breaking wind in my mouth."
The camera now gets a shot of him from the chest down as he rolls over and sits up. He rubs his legs, scratches his side, then makes a sound best described as "nnngh". Anyone paying attention will note that his fingernails have been painted red.
He reaches behind the camera, then freezes, apparently noting that the camera's turned on. He picks it up, causing the view to tilt crazily, then turns it toward himself.
His hair is bright pink, and he has one eye painted with enough eyeliner and eyeshadow to fuel a small brothel for a month. His eyes are bloodshot. He's obviously hungover.
He tilts the viewfinder toward himself and his eyes widen as he gets a look at his recorded reflection. He chuckles.]
It was worth it.
[As he turns the camera to shut it off, there's a brief flash of a second person in the room with him.]
The camera now gets a shot of him from the chest down as he rolls over and sits up. He rubs his legs, scratches his side, then makes a sound best described as "nnngh". Anyone paying attention will note that his fingernails have been painted red.
He reaches behind the camera, then freezes, apparently noting that the camera's turned on. He picks it up, causing the view to tilt crazily, then turns it toward himself.
His hair is bright pink, and he has one eye painted with enough eyeliner and eyeshadow to fuel a small brothel for a month. His eyes are bloodshot. He's obviously hungover.
He tilts the viewfinder toward himself and his eyes widen as he gets a look at his recorded reflection. He chuckles.]
It was worth it.
[As he turns the camera to shut it off, there's a brief flash of a second person in the room with him.]
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Date: 2011-06-29 08:53 pm (UTC)[spam]
Date: 2011-06-29 09:03 pm (UTC)He pats his hair, preening.]
I would have chosen green if I had been given the choice. It would really have complimented my eyes.
[He points to the one with the cosmetic explosion.]
Especially this one.
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Date: 2011-06-29 09:17 pm (UTC)...And the makeup really does bring out your eyes. More men should wear eyeliner.
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Date: 2011-06-29 09:28 pm (UTC)[He looks at his fingernails, then holds his hand up to show her.]
Shame on you. You know red nail-polish is so last century.
[He leans back against the bed then, stretching his arms over his head with a yawn.]
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Date: 2011-06-29 10:45 pm (UTC)...What happened to your hair?
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Date: 2011-06-29 10:49 pm (UTC)Molly dyed it last night.
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Date: 2011-06-29 11:07 pm (UTC)...Somehow, that's not all that surprising. [OKAY, moving on. Note to self: Grill Molly later.] I like it?
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Date: 2011-06-29 11:09 pm (UTC)Me, too. I think green is more my color, though. It makes my eyes pop.
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Date: 2011-06-30 02:08 am (UTC)Wait, you're...that's...oh God.
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Date: 2011-06-30 01:42 am (UTC)Gigolos 12:2.
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Date: 2011-06-30 01:54 am (UTC)Preach on, brother. Preach on.
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Date: 2011-06-30 11:54 am (UTC)I went to the pub with the women and had a makeover!
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Date: 2011-06-30 12:28 pm (UTC)It's not enough jealousy for him to actually do or say anything, though, so he chooses to instead focus on the utterly ridiculous makeover.]
Nice look, dude.
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Date: 2011-07-01 02:51 pm (UTC)Thank you! I think next time, I will go with green. Green compliments my eyes.
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Date: 2011-07-01 02:55 pm (UTC)For the hair? You could make it spiked or something too. Really go all out.
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