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May. 3rd, 2011 08:14 pm
blesseddumbfuck: (Sin of Onan)
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I know there are very many people on this boat who can heal broken bones. I don't know what the Law says about this, but my ribs are very sore and I am tired of being an invalid. No pretty girls wish to comfort me except Dr. Bailey, and she was only affected by the flood. Persephone brought me a potted plant, but it is not the same thing as being petted and cooed over by someone who is not off-limits.

Besides, how can I play ulla-whatsit again if I have broken bones for the next four weeks?

I am requesting alternative medical attention. Chanting, laying of hands, weird-smelling oil. Can anyone heal my ribs?

I will be in the second floor common room, as I always am. I wonder why the others here spend much time in their private rooms. My people are very social. I like company, and I feel as though I have very little lately.



[Private to Persephone]

Your memories are restored? I have fixed it, just as I promised, and without a flashlight!


[Private to the Admiral]

I would like to know if Persephone will still receive the deal she was promised for rehabilitating an inmate.

Date: 2011-05-03 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] get-thebook.livejournal.com
I might be able to whip something up.

Date: 2011-05-03 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blesseddumbfuck.livejournal.com
Can you? Great!

Wait, who are you? I don't know you. Should I be allowing strangers to do things to my body?

...What kind of question is that?

Date: 2011-05-03 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] get-thebook.livejournal.com
Probably not, but you shouldn't be allowing people you've known all your life to doctor you either.

My name is Frances Owens.

Date: 2011-05-03 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blesseddumbfuck.livejournal.com
That's true.

Hello, Frances Owens. I am called Biff.

Date: 2011-05-03 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] get-thebook.livejournal.com
That short for something or were your parents having an off day?

Date: 2011-05-03 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blesseddumbfuck.livejournal.com
My name is Levi bar Alphaeus. I am only called Biff. It is the Aramaic word for a slap to the head, which my mother said I required at least once a day from an early age.

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Private.

Date: 2011-05-03 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] persephonepearl.livejournal.com
You did not fix it, I know you did not. I do not like liars, mortal.

Private.

Date: 2011-05-03 06:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blesseddumbfuck.livejournal.com
Well, I tried to fix it.

Private - A few minutes later

Date: 2011-05-03 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blesseddumbfuck.livejournal.com
I have asked the Admiral if you will still receive your reward for rehabilitating a dead criminal.

Private.

Date: 2011-05-03 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blesseddumbfuck.livejournal.com
He has not responded yet. But I asked him for you. And I will ask him every day until he tells me.

Private.

Date: 2011-05-03 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] persephonepearl.livejournal.com
My father is not the type who will care.

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Date: 2011-05-03 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] takingacut.livejournal.com
I can give you a massage once those ribs heal. You know, work out some of the muscle kinks that must have built up during your convalescence.

Date: 2011-05-03 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] takingacut.livejournal.com
No happy endings, and if you get an erection it's over. Keep that in mind.

Date: 2011-05-03 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blesseddumbfuck.livejournal.com
That's very unfair. I can't control that.

Date: 2011-05-03 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] takingacut.livejournal.com
Like hell you can't. Think of your grandmother, I'm sure that'll do the trick.

Date: 2011-05-03 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blesseddumbfuck.livejournal.com
But I am meant to be relaxing when you are rubbing me.

And I did not know my grandmother.

Date: 2011-05-03 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] takingacut.livejournal.com
Didn't take long at all for you to make it sound dirty, huh?

Your mother, then. Unless you're one of those weirdos with an Oedipus complex, in which case...ew.

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Date: 2011-05-03 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] takencareofyou.livejournal.com
Alcohol'll do anything for you.

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Date: 2011-05-04 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blesseddumbfuck.livejournal.com
How do you mean?

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Levi who is called Biff

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