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[blesseddumbfuck]

I know there are very many people on this boat who can heal broken bones. I don't know what the Law says about this, but my ribs are very sore and I am tired of being an invalid. No pretty girls wish to comfort me except Dr. Bailey, and she was only affected by the flood. Persephone brought me a potted plant, but it is not the same thing as being petted and cooed over by someone who is not off-limits.

Besides, how can I play ulla-whatsit again if I have broken bones for the next four weeks?

I am requesting alternative medical attention. Chanting, laying of hands, weird-smelling oil. Can anyone heal my ribs?

I will be in the second floor common room, as I always am. I wonder why the others here spend much time in their private rooms. My people are very social. I like company, and I feel as though I have very little lately.



[Private to Persephone]

Your memories are restored? I have fixed it, just as I promised, and without a flashlight!


[Private to the Admiral]

I would like to know if Persephone will still receive the deal she was promised for rehabilitating an inmate.

Comments

[blesseddumbfuck.livejournal.com]

My name is Levi bar Alphaeus. I am only called Biff. It is the Aramaic word for a slap to the head, which my mother said I required at least once a day from an early age.

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

Fair enough.

[blesseddumbfuck.livejournal.com]

And you can heal my ribs?

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

I can certainly soothe the pain, at least.

[blesseddumbfuck.livejournal.com]

I am not interested in medical marijuana, thank you.

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

Look, kid: If that were what I was offering you, I would have said it.

If you want an instant fix, they're risky and they come at a price that probably goes over having broken ribs to begin with. Magical options otherwise will speed up the process some and take care of the pain.

[blesseddumbfuck.livejournal.com]

Oh. I thought you might be one of those little old ladies with glaucoma.

I will take the speeding-up and pain-management, then. Thank you.