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I have questions today. Eddie, maybe we can talk about these at your Question Club!

Question one. What do fireworks and barbeques have to do with gaining independence?

Question two. When I am talking beside an oscillating fan, why does it change the sound of my voice?

Question three. What is the purpose of a cock ring?

Question four. Where does the sewage go from the toilets here on the ship? Are we dumping it into space? Isn't that unsanitary?

Question five. Do vampires urinate?

Question six. Is gelatin kosher?

Question seven. What is guacamole?

Question eight. Why does the microwave in the kitchen keep asking me to enter in the weight of the food, when I only want to heat up a cup of water for tea? Water is not a food.

Question nine. I have heard that women who live together will "sync up". Do all the women on the barge menstruate at the same time?

Question ten. Do vampires menstruate?

I will think of more later.

[Private to Persephone]

How is your stain today?

I think we should do something together. Would you like to go to the CES with me? I can bring food and watch you grow things while we talk.

Oh, but please do not bring the bird.

[Written - Private to Molly Carpenter]

I have been talking to Victor Frankenstein. He says that I should have asked you to marry me before I lay with you, because I have disrespected you now.

I didn't realize modern sexual interactions were so complicated. You don't expect me to marry you, right? I hope I'm not insulting you, because I think you are pretty and fun and sensual, and I like you. You have very nice ~~breasts~~ hair. And eyes. You have pretty eyes.

But I don't think we should get married. I think you will get bored with me and then we will be trapped in a marriage without any sex and it would be very awkward because I don't know anything about you except that you are not a Wiccan and you have a dog named Mouse.

Also, you would have to convert.

I think.

I have to ask Josh about that one...

Anyway. Anyway.

I want to spend time with you. You make me laugh, and I am not so lonely then. Tell me how I can make it so that I am not disrespecting you.

[Private to the Admiral]

Can I have an mp3 player? You can have it back when I leave. Also, something to make it go. A computer? Is that how it works? You plug it into the computer and the computer into the wall and it charges the mp3 player?