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blesseddumbfuckI would like to make an announcement.
I will be taking over in the greenhouses as supervising warden. But before I accept this responsibility, I have to make some rules. Very. Important. Rules.
First, no murdering in the greenhouses. I do not want to clean up blood. So if you murder someone, please do it somewhere else, like in the CES or the kitchen.
No, wait. Not the kitchen. The food is in there. That's not hygienic at all. The gym. Murder in the gym. Or in the library. Coyolxauhqui might even help you if -
Wait, wait, wait. Don't murder at all. Murder is wrong. No murdering. But especially no murdering in the greenhouses.
Second, no haunting the greenhouses. If you die and wish to haunt something, please haunt the infirmary or, better yet, the person who murdered you. But not the greenhouses.
Third, do not expel any body fluids in the greenhouses. No spitting, urinating, or Onanism. I will obey this rule, too.
I think that is all for now. I may have more later. Maybe I will make whimsical rules. You must sing while in the greenhouses, or do a little dance before coming in. Flowers are fun.
I will be taking over in the greenhouses as supervising warden. But before I accept this responsibility, I have to make some rules. Very. Important. Rules.
First, no murdering in the greenhouses. I do not want to clean up blood. So if you murder someone, please do it somewhere else, like in the CES or the kitchen.
No, wait. Not the kitchen. The food is in there. That's not hygienic at all. The gym. Murder in the gym. Or in the library. Coyolxauhqui might even help you if -
Wait, wait, wait. Don't murder at all. Murder is wrong. No murdering. But especially no murdering in the greenhouses.
Second, no haunting the greenhouses. If you die and wish to haunt something, please haunt the infirmary or, better yet, the person who murdered you. But not the greenhouses.
Third, do not expel any body fluids in the greenhouses. No spitting, urinating, or Onanism. I will obey this rule, too.
I think that is all for now. I may have more later. Maybe I will make whimsical rules. You must sing while in the greenhouses, or do a little dance before coming in. Flowers are fun.
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Date: 2011-07-23 08:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-23 08:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-23 08:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-23 08:58 pm (UTC)Omega, are you a ghost?!
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Date: 2011-07-23 09:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-23 09:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-23 09:08 pm (UTC)Also, 'weird' is not an insult, thank you.
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Date: 2011-07-23 09:09 pm (UTC)Armand said it was possible.
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Date: 2011-07-23 09:14 pm (UTC)This could follow apart from the fact that the murdered go back to inhabit their bodies as soon as they revive, thus no 'ghosts' would haunt the garden.
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Date: 2011-07-23 09:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-23 09:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-23 09:06 pm (UTC)Don't worry. It was only a joke. But really, no murdering, haunting, or Onanism.
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Date: 2011-07-23 09:08 pm (UTC)I'd say those Rules were quite necessary, but you can hardly stop a pooka.
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Date: 2011-07-23 09:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-23 09:11 pm (UTC)At home, there's a lot of Rules and a very large Rulebook. I've never known it not to be capitalised.
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Date: 2011-07-24 10:01 am (UTC)You're going to have to remember that I like to laugh. Even about Laws and Rules.
Sometimes it's the only way to keep from crying, Eddie.
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Date: 2011-07-24 11:16 am (UTC)Somehow, it just isn't, when you think about it.
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Date: 2011-07-24 08:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-24 10:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-23 11:27 pm (UTC)[Good job, Rhade, get right to the important matters here.]
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Date: 2011-07-24 09:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-24 10:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-23 11:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-24 10:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-24 12:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-24 10:04 am (UTC)[If only he knew the HP series so he could steal Korrin's "whomping the willow".]
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Date: 2011-07-24 03:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-24 08:02 pm (UTC)[Biff, for example.]
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Date: 2011-07-25 03:12 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-07-24 10:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-24 06:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-24 08:03 pm (UTC)Do you want to come and misbehave in my room?
Or watch television. We could watch television, too.
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Date: 2011-07-24 10:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-24 09:44 am (UTC)[Rolling his eyes a bit, but smiling nonetheless.]
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Date: 2011-07-24 10:05 am (UTC)[...]
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Ask any girl I've known.
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Date: 2011-07-24 06:41 pm (UTC)[He's laughing though, if only a bit.]
Goin' around, sayin' stuff like that...
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Date: 2011-07-24 08:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-29 07:24 am (UTC)I think that's just about right for most of what you say.
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Date: 2011-07-24 12:53 pm (UTC)I had design ideas that I was going to drop off with Armand, but since you're taking over I'll give them to you. I realized we had a few things missing from the gardens, and they're starting to become popular again so perhaps we could change that.
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Date: 2011-07-24 08:05 pm (UTC)I'd be happy to look at your design ideas.
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Date: 2011-07-24 10:00 pm (UTC)Good, good. May we keep the designs between us for now? Considering how things have worked out I mean it as a bit of a surprise for various garden lovers.
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Date: 2011-07-24 08:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-25 05:24 am (UTC)I have been thinking, Levi-Biff. We should make plants from different worlds in the gardens. I have done this before for the Doctor and Narvin.